So today we had the first snow…

As you might now I'm Scandinavian! I grew up in Denmark, and I've lived in Norway, so I'm pretty much used to snow (and lots of it mind you.)

BUT everytime it snow in England I get scared. (You) Brits (on average) do not have a clue about how to behave in traffic when it has snowed… Here are some examples:

• People drive WAY too slowly causing others to do studpid overtakings.
• People drive WAY too fast, thinking that they are snow overlords. Remember that the tires aren't made for snow in the UK…
• NO, it doesn't help to apply extra power when you wheels are spinning, you've got to do the opposit.
• Break lengths should be at least 3 times longer, so why are people still examining my break lights so closely!
• Please do not break when cornering, do it before a corner!!
• As a rule of thumb,  use a lower gear than usual, or you might end up sliding when cornering.

I've decided today to come in after the rush hour, cuz I simple do not dare to risk my life…